( OMG NO WAY! )

Right, I'm gonna get to bed. Clazz is coming down tomorrow night and I need to tidy up and so on before going to meet her in London. I actually can't wait for her to get here, it's doing my nut.

Anyway, yes, exhaustion.

*collapses*

Thank you. Thank you thank you thank you. I love you so much.

<3333333333333

Toady

RIGHT. Do I have a treat for you! NO.




( Nah, I do really... )


Enjoy :)

We certainly fucking did.

Toady

Don't forget people, I'm still...

21 TODAY!
So give me birthday comments or else :(

Much love
x

Toady

So, no one seemed to get what I meant from my last little post... so let me explain.

I was saying, I want people to have said nice things when I get up or else. Now, let's think, why would I want people saying nice things when I get up? Could it possibly have something to do with what day it is when I get up (I already have gotten up now and it already is that day... so I expect messages V SOON!)...

I'm 21. TODAY.
I want nice happy birthday messages!

You have 12 hours! GET ON WITH IT BITCHES!

Toady

I better have some nice comments waiting for me in the morning, or I hate you all.

Seriously.

So, I've been working on songs a lot lately, and I've decided to make my work more public.

( enjoy )

Comments would, of course, be appreciated.

Much love.

Toady

For beforeimthirty

( The list... )

There's still a lot more to come, I think. Expect updates from time to time.

Toady

Ok, so I have my tickets booked for my 3rd time seeing this AWESOME new British Band called "Johnny Panic". They are amazing. Their sound is so professional for a band that barely anyone knows. They sound very Offspring. And the band themselves are great guys. Say, you're at a gig, and you're hanging out, and you fancy a beer, so you walk up to the bass player of the headlining band, ask him to nip upstairs for you and grab a beer, he does, and keeps doing so for you the rest of the evening? That's pretty cool. And just hanging around with them and chatting. It's a better attitude than that of most major bands, of course, because they're not major. But they SOUND major. Their style and the quality of their songs is amazing.

If you've never heard of them, check out their myspace: http://www.myspace.com/johnnypanic. Unfortunately at the moment, they only have their newest songs on there which do not give a good enough showing of how good they are. But if you like ANY of the songs on their myspace, go to HMV, go to amazon, wherever, and buy their debut album "The Violent Dazzling". You will NOT regret it. There is not a SINGLE weak link on the whole record.

Seriously, get it.

And if you don't feel like buying an album but would rather see a band live, they're playing on the 4th of September at the Barfly in Camden for £6, ages 14+, doors open 7.30pm. See HERE for details.

Ok, I'm done plugging. I'll get back to rocking out! ^_^

Toady

Ok, so while we were in Canada and Clazz was in the middle of a conversation with a friend, I took over the entire conversation, and it went something like this:


clazz: when do you break up?
dean: thursday
dean: normally we'd be done yesterday.. but they decided to extend it for a week
clazz: wtf, why?
toady: did you like, eat chickens in assembly or something?
toady: with cheese on the side?
toady: in french dressing?
toady: and toast?
toady: or was that just my dream =/
dean: i think the air in canada is a bit strange..
toady: NO IT'S NOT YOU'RE JUST A MARMALADE SANDWICH
toady: DAMN YOU ALL
dean: you know my secret
dean: for this.. you must die *turns you into a chicken*
toady: MUWHAHAHHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAMELONS
toady: ...
toady: ......
dean: hahahahaha, now you are a chicken!
toady: ..........!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
toady: *lays an egg*
toady: EAT IT
toady: BITCH
toady: O_o
dean: oh yes
dean: i love it
toady: o_O
toady: O_O
toady: <_O
toady: -_/
toady: HALF MY FACE FELL OFF
toady: DAMMIT
toady: ^_$
toady: @_m
toady: #_!"!@OL%!{P%TK@$
toady: ....YES
toady: THAT'S WHAT
toady: THE PRIEST
toady: TOLD
toady: MY
toady: SHOES
toady: .
toady: help.
dean: *shoves sedatives down throat*
toady: *pukes in your socks*
dean: YESSSSSSSSSSSSs
toady: YOUR LIFE IS COMPLETE
toady: DID YOU LIKE THAT, HUH, BITCH?!
toady: YOU LIKE IT WITH THE PUKE IN YOUR SOCKS
toady: OH YES.
dean: yes i did
dean: i came twice
dean: it looked like treacle the second time
dean: i think i should consult my gp
toady: turkey breath.
toady: and yes, you should.
toady: i have a fetish for japanese kidney transplants
toady: in sausage factories
toady: made from bladders of chickens
toady: and spiced with garlic chutney faces
toady: in hell.
dean: i sometimes like to put my finger inside myself
dean: it tastes like butter.
toady: ...................................
toady: Now THAT'S just WEIRD.
dean: :(
toady: ..............................................................................
toady: *runs away scared*
toady: BRACKET.
toady: 'splosion
dean: colondashcloseparenthesis
toady: O_o
toady: (clazz can't read)
toady: (i am the queen of jamaica)
toady: (WORSHIP MY GODLIKE TOES)
clazz: (should i be worried that my boyfriend is a queen?)
dean: yes
dean: haha
toady: (NO YOU SHOULD BE EXCITED)
dean: king of queens
toady: QUEEN of king of queens of lassie
dean: lassie the dog?
toady: NO
toady: THE FUCKING RASPBERRY
toady: OBVIOUSLY
toady: GJ POWIADRGH9EFJF
toady: *smackety clackety fackety twack*
toady: BITCH,.
toady: THAT'S FOR MY HEMMEROIDS.
toady: I KNOW IT WAS YOU.
dean: yes it was
dean: i like men. in a non gay way.
toady: CUNT
toady: ...........................
toady: Is that possible? =/
toady: NO WE DON'T
toady: I LOVE YOU
toady: YAY
toady: SUCK MY DICK
toady: *laughs*
dean: it is possible. i like men, but i do not want to sex men
toady: CAN I HAVE A KISS?
dean: no.
toady: *snog*
dean: i feel violated
dean: and not in the good way
toady: *laugh*
toady: i'm hungr
toady: y
toady: *some food*
toady: *eats*
toady: *is yoda*
dean: yessssss
toady: don't call me a poodle!
dean: the russians are involved
dean: jfk didn't die
dean: he lives in troon with my uncle sam

I think it's safe to say I was hyper that day.

Toady

I don't care if you think I'm a sap or whatever. I just know I love her. More than anything. She's just so perfect, and she doesn't even realise it. Sure there are times when things don't run smoothly, but we just get past those rough patches in a matter of minutes, and it's bliss again. She's so cute. I just love to stare at her. And I know I can trust her; there's not a malicious bone in her gorgeous body. We're about halfway through this trip now, and it's just been the happiest time of my life so far. I don't want this to end. Please don't let it end.

I love you Clazz.

More than anything.

And I think... I probably always will.

<3

Toady

what did i do to deserve all this?

CLAZZ IS LUFF ^_^

All she has to do is say she thinks someone is COOL, and I get jealous and insecure. And I act on it as well. Like I get all stupid and depressed and end up needing reassuring that people think I'm cool or something. I mean, what the fuck? You can just IMAGINE how I get when she says she thinks someone is attractive or something.

Why the fuck would anyone ever put up with that shit? It's just pathetic. I'm pretty sure sometimes she really wishes that she didn't put up with it either, because it would make her life SO much easier.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me sometimes.

Someone just kill me now, ok?

Seriously.

OMG. What the hell is wrong with me at the moment? AARRRGGGHHHHHHHHHH *pulls hair all out*

Just count the number of things you've done in each section, and post the number in TOTAL. But of course, you knew that ;)

( OMG A SURVEY )

OMG! I can't believe it. My 2 month summer trip is finally gonna happen... THIS SATURDAY!!! I get to spend TWOOOO whole months with Clarissa - 3 weeks in Canada and the rest spent going up and down the UK, seeing friends and going to gigs. It's going to be AWESOME. I seriously can't wait to see Clarissa again, she means the world to me.

Well, there's not much else to say really, but seriously, I'm going to be away and barely online at alllll for a whole TWO MONTHS, so, if you're gonna miss me, which I know some of ye will, don't forget to say g'bye!

Some quick shoutouts:

Rach - RAAACH! We don't seem to talk that much these days, 'cause you're always too busy talking with/playing games with Kel, which SUCKS girl! Well, I guess at least you won't miss me that much while I'm gone then as you'll have him to keep you busy, buuuut I'll be thinkin' of ya!

Matt - Matty man! Another who I don't see so much of these days. And that sucks even more, because you were like a best friend I never met, or something. You and I, we could talk about ANYTHING all that time ago, and we had some crazy ideas for cartoons and comics and animations and full-scale RPGs that we never got a chance to make happen for real, which is a real bummer because you KNOW we could have made something out of it! Ah well, ce la vie, you're a busy man these days, not the bum without a job like I am! So good luck to you =P

Kaziko - You're a big fat mong!

Sopheh! - You dumpling, you! You'll just have to wait 'til I'm back for your breakfast in bed! =P

Phil (AKA: Marlboro Man) - omg, dude, what happened to you? You get a JOB or something? You're like, NEVER online anymore. I miss our pool games man!

Fry - DUDE, we SO need to jam when I get back!

Marie! - Haha, blast from the past or what, eh? Hope you all goes well with your Publishing Degree, or whatever it is! lol

Jenny B - Hahhh. Dunno what to say here really. Except erm, keep up the work on your site, and NEVER give up guitar, because it is the coolest thing you will ever do with your life, even if you don't get anywhere with it! But I'm sure you probably will, before I ever do =P

and last, but most certainly not least...

Steve - Man, you're my best friend, in fact, you're the brother I never had. Hope you don't miss me too much while I'm away, and it's a shame that it doesn't look like we're gonna be able to meet up for a drink this week. Hell, even if we could, I couldn't buy any of my own drinks hah, and you know I don't like you paying for me (even though you probably owe me something like £7500 from over the years) =P
Hahhh. I so hope we can go on that holiday together we've been planning for like, YEARS, someday. If not this year, then next. It's just a shame we never seem to have the money at the same time! Dammit!

Right well that's about everyone. If you feel like you've been missed out or whatever, gimme a shout and I'll soon fix that!

But yeah, seriously. I totally can't wait 'til Saturday. It doesn't feel like it should be only 5 days away already. I'm not COMPLAINING, but two months ago it felt like it would be so long to wait... and now it's here! I finally get two months with my baby! Omg it's going to be amazing.

Clarissa, seriously, if you're reading this, you mean the world to me. You're the most amazing girl I've ever met, it just sucks that you happen to live so far away! BUT after summer, we'll see what we can do about that, eh? I love youuu ^_^ <333x.

RIGHT well, yeah, don't forget to say g'bye folks!

Love ya all!

Toady</i